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The Klutz
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A new dance craze?
pop rock dance oompa klutz acka
Nouveau retro pop rock music: Definitely rock, fairly pop, somewhat retro, and a bit more experimental. http://www.stonemarmot.com
Our music is the result of not watching TV for over 40 straight years. That's right! The person who writes all our songs hasn't had a working television in his house since January, 1982. Scary, isn't it! That could explain the somewhat retro, rather experimental feel to the music, which has been described as sounding somewhere between Buddy Holly, The Ramones, The B-52s, and They Might Be Giants. This CD is an object lesson in how warped and depraved a television-starved mind can get. And that's not all! To make matters worse, since no self-respecting human would stoop low enough to play this stuff, he suckered four poor, innocent cartoon characters into recording his music. Cartoon characters have it tough enough as it is, with people laughing at them all the time, without having to be subjected to this! His poor, unfortunate victims, who refer to themselves collectively as Stone Marmot, are: Cindy: Guitars Sid: Keyboards, guitars, lead and backup vocals Sammy: Bass, lead and backup vocals Bruce: Percussion, backup vocals This quartet played their little paper hearts out as the ignoble fiend who created them and their music practically produced and engineered them to death. Therefore, for the sake of the cartoons, we hope you give their music a good listen and try to appreciate their tireless and selfless efforts. Please! Don't let this happen to you or someone you love! Be sure you and your loved ones receive a healthy minimum dose of television each and every day.
Song Info
Genre
Pop Pop Rock
Charts
Peak #83
Peak in subgenre #21
Author
A. Karpinski
Rights
2021 A. Karpinski, BMI, all rights reserved
Uploaded
October 13, 2021
Track Files
MP3
MP3 7.2 MB 320 kbps 3:08
Lossless
WAV 31.6 MB
Meta Data
Beat
4/4
Character
Energy
relaxed, cool
high-energy
Danceable
coffee-place
dancefloor
Positivity
dark, sad, angry
happy
Appeal
unique
radio-friendly
Lyrics
Intro: Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah Everybody do the Klutz Verse 1: Walking into walls, stumbling down the stairs I dont feel embarrassed, I dont really care You all need to join me, get on the bus And everyone do the Klutz Verse 2: Sidewalk stroll, a contact sport As we sway to starboard, pitch to port Accident prone, thats not us Were just doing the Klutz Bridge 1: Toddlers taking first steps have mastered these moves A fifth of JD helps you get in the groove Dancing with the stars, didnt make the cuts Judges didnt grasp the art of the Klutz Verse 3: Raise your left hand high in the air Your right on your tummy like youre Fred Astaire Twirl til youre dizzy, fall on your butts Now youre doing the Klutz Repeat Intro Bridge 2: No need for athletics, style, or grace You can score points for falling flat on your face Two left feet are really a plus When youre trying to do the Klutz, yeah Verse 4: Forget your pride, get out of that chair Stomp like you mean it, shake your derriere We got to get you out of your ruts Got to get you doing the Klutz The dance craze thats driving everyone nuts Everyones doing the Klutz No more excuses, if, ands, or buts Everybody do the Klutz Repeat Intro Outro: Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah Oompa, acka, oompa, acka, ah, ah, ah Twirl til were dizzy and we all fall down
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